Before anyone asks... yes, I've seen young Dungster's latest bragging spree about "modernizing" the 15 Puzzle. Grand. Lovely. What else to expect from a leprechaun? But enough about that. I've got actual important updates for the discerning customers among you, improvements to how you can customize your name on the site.
Greetings again, noble customers and button-bearing friends! Scunkie Buttonpurse here, and today I must, with a polite cough, introduce a certain new trader strutting about the marketplace.
Ah, well met again, friends and fine folk of trade! Scunkie Buttonpurse here, and today I've got a special announcement that'll put a smile on your face as wide as a teacup saucer. The Buttonpurse family business is growing, and I'm proud to say my clever niece, Ikeyyana Thimblebutton, is stepping into the fold.