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if ur name is merritt watch out cuz im getting those cheeks soon

my nose is cold wtf

i would literally do anything to leave this class rn

i love ohio fr

new requirements to be my friend middle school edition
1: u cant be missing a tooth like that dumbass bitch bella
2: do not make me hate u by siding with other ppl (strangers)
3: u have to like doritos
4: u shall not be annoyed when i ramble (i talk a lot)
5: potentially optional: u have to worship cbus OH
6: do not be vague when i ask u smth important
7: I THINK thats all.

im literally so chronically online on here i might take a break

okay so i have pinworms nd they said they die with light so basically do i js open up my bootyhole nd shine the sun where the sun don't shine???

"my partner-" ur gay.

is it js me or does anyone else cream their pants randomly :P

male loneliness would b solved if dudes js dated eachother.. D;

guys i need to alert every1 of this new record in my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 career i did like 10 rounds today :P !!!

i totally need to go outside cuz we moved to another house i think like weeks ago? in september or whatever (literally so glad that im not in surburbian hell anymore i fucking hated that place and everyone in it) anyways im js hoping im gonna survive here for about 1 year because thats how long we r gonna be here until my parents go into real estate or whatever. anywas my house stinks rn (smells like old house and kind of metallic like blood sometimes :O) i like it here, i can finally breathe and i think my family relates to that too. anyways idk if im gonna keep writing on this site cuz i gen put my thoughts in a notebook/poetry or either the notepad thingy on my computer. so if anyones wondering y im usually not on this website im probably busyyy.. or js doing dumb stuff. uhhhmmmm im fine now tho if anyone cares, i used to be heavily depressed in 2025-2026 (started in march 2025 or earlier but not earlier than january went through august 2026 and basically forced me to be more sad in september 2026 and is probably ending in october this year but i get crying spells a lot sometimes) and a lot of ppl including u guys (ppl that ive interacted with throught september-july to now) helped me a lot (was worse in june/may and peaked in july) so uhh life update, we live near a park now and i think im gonna go there, the last park i went to gave me pinworms sooo... yea. very bored with my life rn but i have cool makeup and i actually know how to use it yippeeee. if ur reading this rn idc if i dont know u ily soooo much and ty for reading my (probably) final entry on this site, i want to thank my subscribers and everyone who interacted with this account because you have probably saved my life at that time <3, jahzara out ! 8:28 PM.

im probably gonna take a break ngl, (if u read the thing above) so im not gonna be gone FOREVER.. im too unemployed for that lmaoz

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